# Hee haw ya' doing?
# It's been donkey's years since I've seen you. (And that's too long.)
# Did you know that single donkeys are lonely and noisy? And I'm a lonely ass without you.
# Here is a a replacement for what I burro'd.
# I've been an ass. Could you please forgive me?
# "If an ass goes traveling, he'll not come back a horse." - Thomas Fuller
# "Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it." ussell Green
# "A worthy man is still worthy even penniless, a donkey is a donkey even if he is finely saddled." - Turkish Proverb
# "If one man says to thee, 'Thou art a donkey', pay no heed. If two speak thus, purchase a saddle." - The Talmud
# "To carry his load without resting, not to be bothered by heat or cold and always be content: these three things we can learn from a donkey" - Indian Proverb
# "When you go to a donkey's house, don't talk about ears." - Jamaican Proverb
# "A donkey always says thank you with a kick." - Kenyan Proverb
# "Whoever plows with a team of donkeys must have patience." - Zimbabwean Proverb
# Donkey's milk was once considered a valuable medicine.
# Donkeys are often used as the symbol of the US Democratic party.